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用英语逼死美国人
刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
前台小姐:“Hello.”
美国人:“Hi.”
前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
美国人:“Can you speak English?”
前台小姐:“If I not speak English，I am speaking what?”
美国人:“Can anybody else speak English?”
前台小姐:“You yourself look ，all people are playing,，no people have time， you can wait wait， you not wait， you go!”
美国人:“God heavens！ Anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐:“Shout what shout ？ Quiet a little！You have what thing?”
美国人:“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐:“Head not ‘ zai ’，you tomorrow come!”
美国人吐血。。。 |
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发表于 2007-6-10 01:54:31
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